In Lighter Vein

Funny love status inspired by brand taglines

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Funny love status inspired by catchy brand taglines

Tu hi hai right choice baby – Pepsi
When you’re happy and gay – No confusion, great combination – Bingo
The Hindu wife – Zindagi ke saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi – LIC
A wife is for ever. Choose wisely – De Beers
I am the best a woman can get – Gillette
Husband: the listening bank – Midland Bank
Love is like Brylcreem, a little dab’ll do ya
A kiss a day helps you work, rest and play – Mars
Ask the man who’s married to the one – Packard
In love? Be all you can be – US Army
Betcha, can’t love just one – Lays
No one can love just one (woman) – another inspired by Lays
Don’t leave home without her – American Express
Good to the last drop – Maxwell House
Hello boys, wonder where’s the bra? – Wonderbra
I’d walk a mile for Camel and a half for you – Camel Cigarettes
I think therefore I’m (in love) – IBM
If you’re on, I’m in – Radio Times
It takes a tough man to love a gentle woman – Perdue Chicken
He’s bit of an animal and you a plant. Together we are the kingdom – Peperami
Lemme just do it – Nike
Let my fingers do the walking – Yellow Pages
Melts in your mouth, not in your hands – M&M
You’re in good hands – Allstate
When I absolutely, positively have to be there overnight with you – Fedex
Not one loves me but.. I try harder – Avis
There are many things I can’t buy. For all such things, there’s your card – Mastercard
Once you pop, I can’t stop – Pringles

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